One day, little Billy comes home from kindergarten for lunch. Not
finding his mother in the kitchen, or the living room, he heads upstairs to check her bedroom.
He opens the door, and what does he see, but his father, who had also come home for lunch, stripped naked, on top of his mother, also naked, heavily into the act of lovemaking.
Not wanting to traumatize the boy, the parents continue as if nothing was wrong.
Billy watches, and after a couple of minutes asks,"Daddy, can I climb on and have a horsie ride?"
"Of course, Son, we're a family." So Billy climbs on and after a few more minutes his mother starts moaning and writhing wildly. "Hang on Dad!", cries Billy, "this is where me and the mailman usually falls off!"
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Một ngày nọ, Nhóc Billy từ nhà trẻ về nhà ăn trưa. Không thấy mẹ trong nhà bếp hay ngoài phòng khách, cậu ta lên lầu vào phòng ngủ của mẹ để xem.
Cậu ta mở cửa phòng :Silly:. Lúc này, cha cậu, cũng về nhà ăn trưa, trần như nhộng, đang nằm đè lên mẹ cậu, cũng đang trần trụi, hí hững 'make love' với nhau.:cool:
Không muốn làm tổn thương thằng bé, cha mẹ cậu tiếp tục như thể không có gì sai cả.:Applause::)
Billy quan sát, và sau vài phút cậu ta hỏi: "Con muốn leo lên và chơi cỡi ngựa! ".
"Được, con trai ạ, chúng ta là người một nhà mà". Thế là Billy leo lên và sau ít phút mẹ cậu bắt đầu rên rĩ và quằn quại.
"Tiếp đi cha", cậu gào lên, "Đây là khúc mà con và chú đưa thư hay bị té đó!"
:Laughing::LaughingChắc dịch xong mấy truyện này, đi dịch truyện người lớn được ::cool::cool
12:26 CH 31/12/2009
Weight Loss Plan
A man calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program.
The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.
She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company.
The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me."
Without a second thought, he takes off after her.
A few miles later huffing and puffing, he finally gives up.
The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens.
On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10 lbs. as promised.
He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program.
The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning and beautiful woman he has ever seen in his life.
She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, "If you catch me you can have me."
Well, he's out the door after her like a shot.
This girl is in excellent shape and he does his best, but no such luck.
So for the next four days, the same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better shape.
Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he discovers that he has lost another 20 lbs. as promised.
He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50 pound program.
"Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone. "This is our most rigorous program."
"Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in years."
The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads,"If I catch you, you are mine!!!" :Laughing:
He lost 63 pounds that week.
Nguon: Funny Story - Weight Loss Plan
07:34 CH 29/12/2009
Some women are gathered and the subject of conversation
turns to sex and then birth control. The first woman says
"We're Catholic so we can't use it."
The next woman says "I am too but we use the rhythm
method."
The third woman says "We use the bucket and saucer
method."
"What the heck is the bucket and saucer method?", the others
ask.
"Well, I'm five foot eleven... and my husband is five foot two. We
make love standing up with him standing on a bucket, and
when his eyes get big as saucers I kick the bucket out from
under him."
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:Angel::Angel::Angel::Angel:
Pậy pạ quá:Laughing::Laughing::cool:
02:29 CH 29/12/2009
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The University of Virgina, not be outdone, performed the exact same study spending only 4 million dollars and came to the conclusion that is was for the pleasure of the woman.
When West Virgina University heard the results of these studies they performed their own study spending only $4.50 to discover it was to keep your hand from sliding off the end.
Nguồn: Lonely_cook