Today&#x27;s jokes

The University of Maryland spent 5 million dollars to find out why the head of a mans penis was bigger around than the shaft, after several weeks they came to...

One day, little Billy comes home from kindergarten for lunch. Not
finding his mother in the kitchen, or the living room, he heads upstairs to check her bedroom.
He opens...

The 70-year old groom and the 25-year old bride attracted raised eyebrow
attention as they checked into the resort hotel. Next morning at eight
sharp, the groom came into the...

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An Arabian was interviewed at the US Embassy.
Consul: - What is your name?
Arab. : - Abdul Aziz
Consul: - Sex?
Arab.: - Six to twelve times a...

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A six year old comes crying to his Mother because his little
sister pulled his hair.
"Don't be angry," the Mother says, "Your...

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An Arabian was interviewed at the US Embassy.
Consul: - What is your name?
Arab. : - Abdul Aziz
Consul: - Sex?
Arab.: - Six to twelve times a...

Weight Loss Plan

A man calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program.
The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before...

Bill sat alone in the hospital room at his dying wife's beside. It was difficult to hear her above the many life sustaining devices, as
her voice was little more...

One afternoon, a wealthy laywer was sitting in the back of his

limousine being driven to work when he saw two men eating grass

by the side of the road....

One day, little Billy comes home from kindergarten for lunch. Not
finding his mother in the kitchen, or the living room, he heads upstairs to check her bedroom.
He opens...

Some women are gathered and the subject of conversation
turns to sex and then birth control. The first woman says
"We're Catholic so we can't use it."
The next woman...

A young lady had just visited her doctor and he informed her
that she was pregnant. The young lady had been married for
ten years and had wanted a baby...

The 70-year old groom and the 25-year old bride attracted raised eyebrow
attention as they checked into the resort hotel. Next morning at eight
sharp, the groom came into the...

A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother.
“Well, how was the honeymoon?” asked the mother.
“Oh mamma!”...

Some women are gathered and the subject of conversation
turns to sex and then birth control. The first woman says
"We're Catholic so we can't use it."
The next woman...

One afternoon, a wealthy laywer was sitting in the back of his
limousine being driven to work when he saw two men eating grass

by the side of the road....

One afternoon, a wealthy laywer was sitting in the back of his
limousine being driven to work when he saw two men eating grass

by the side of the road....

A young lady had just visited her doctor and he informed her
that she was pregnant. The young lady had been married for
ten years and had wanted a baby...

Weight Loss Plan

A man calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program.
The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before...